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11 hours ago

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via thelazykorean)

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1 day ago

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via laughing-llama)

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1 day ago

wastelandicism:

laur-laurr:

unshaped:

Tate was the sweetest character!

He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.

we all have our flaws

(Source: keanumikkelsen, via stickydingers)

90168 Reblog

1 day ago

sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

(via fappuclno)

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3 days ago

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via clestroying)

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3 days ago

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush
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4 days ago

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

(Source: cathercha, via sniffing)

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4 days ago

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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(via tyleroakley)

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4 days ago

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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5 days ago

everythingsanobject:

Cavs
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5 days ago

dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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5 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

(via maddy-nicolee)

3690 Reblog

5 days ago

hatredly:

alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack

(via thelazykorean)

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5 days ago

otherwindow:

*picks up something i dropped*

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(via milesjai)

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5 days ago

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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