i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
people who make casual offhanded references to mythology in everyday conversation are scary and incredible
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
Fuck you, I still liked it
I just realized that Panem allows the brutal horrific murder of children on TV but they still censor the word ‘fuck’….
But isn’t that an accurate representation of our own television culture?
Just got real.
accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot
this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life
I CANT BREATHE IDEAD CALL HELP
HAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHA AHA OMG HAHA OGM